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Eminem "When I'm Gone" Lyrics Spoof

[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my crazy fucked up life...
So MANY words to express my strife...
A mastermind always bides his time

[Verse 1]
Ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, NO, literally give an arm for?
When you know they're not just in your heart
because without them you have no armour
And you will destroy anyone who would harm 'her'
But what happens when karma,
turns right around and bites you?
everything you stand for, vanishes in spite of you?
What happens when you become the main source of life's pain?
"Daddy look what I made"
I couldn't see I was locked away

 

[Instrumental]

"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know... go play son, Daddy's busy
Daddy's documenting the facts, the truth ain' t gonna write itself
I'll give you the information then you gotta swing by yourself

I gotta get these thoughts out, so "One Day..." y'all know
That I built all of those for you two
NOW tell her you love her
And put your arms around your mother,
BE a spitting image of her
That's called Chaos "Dawg", yeah baby, Chaos Dawg is crazy
Chaos made me, but tonight Chaos' rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you read the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you two smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, NOW Baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
Cuz when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you read the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' my son on the swing
He keeps screaming, He don't want me to leave.
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Son, Daddy ain' t leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying"
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time"
"That you ain' t leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
He's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - STOP it!"
Goes into his pocket, pulls out a tiny rock
It's got magic powers, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it"
When I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" -
and it's tonight you have to sit down and write
Now go it out there and publish the truth before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm at the desk writing goodbye... I didn't want to die

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry THAT torch on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you READ the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you TWO smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So babies don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So babies don't feel no pain
Just smile back... and wink, don't over think

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people in homes, all jumping out their seat
Curtain closes, they're hacking & crashing servers just for me?
I look down from the clouds and thank them all for coming out
They're laughing so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Son it's me, help Mommy stop her wrists from bleeding,"
Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you made Mommy sad"
"So I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'"
"That's all I wanted, I just wanted to give you this coin"
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are staying"
But Son wait,
"It's too late Dad, you made the choice to go up there"
"I promise I will show 'em that you loved us more than life"
That's what they wanted, to make my life Chaos,
The docket kept.. callin' my name
It's no wonder I can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you will. You rap about it,
yeah, word, k-k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Chaos" and pop it
Each day the sky darkens, my life flashes,
the plane I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin',
It's springtime there's birds singin'

I turn over to my best friend and kiss her.
Tell her I miss her,
He walks in and just smiles and winks at his little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you read the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So babies don't feel my pain
Just smile back, don't speak,
It was something the 'Lord' and I talked about in my sleep
Cuz when I'm gone, be strong, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you read the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, Just smile ...
true behind the back love can't be taken away.
It will be there when you wake up each and every day

[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]