Kanye West - Heartless Lyrics (Spoof)
Kanye West solidified his "heartlessness" at the MTV awards by stealing the spotlight from Taylor Swift. How could he be so heartless?
In their empty buildings I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
Those companies lost or sold their souls
Those executives become so heartless...
How could you be so heartless... oh
How could you be so heartless?
Cold as the winter ice when it freeze yo
Just remember that none of you fired me though
Watch who you let go, they might want to speak to you
I mean after all the things that you put them through
After all the jobs and family pockets you cut into....
And yo we know of some things that you ain't told us
And you all did things that affected all of us
But you just kept up with them all them cut backs and pink slips
You chicken shits prolly don't even fire em face to face
You just get a puppet to do it... what a disgrace
You got plenty of enemies
Who got many homies
And in the end you all, it could be very lonely
If you lose YOUR CEO job
Its going to be EXTREMELY HARD to find ANOTHER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
In those offices I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
Those Fortune executives and CEOs lost their souls
To companies so heartless...
How could you be so heartless... oh
How could you be so heartless?
How could they be so Dr. Evil
Bringing out a side that most American's are getting to know
Don't get mad homie, I don't know what you think you know
But we won't stop, won't mess our groove up
cause we already know how this divorce game goes,
Run and tell your lawyers that you dont want to hear us speak
About all those families whose futures have become bleak
But Free Speech is a right, so it will BACKFIRE on you,
Those executives thought they knew
But in that time America's frustration with them only grew
In the night's shadows I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
Those execs lost their souls
To a company so heartless...
How could you be so heartless... oh
How could you be so heartless?
Talkin', talkin', talkin', talk,
Mr. Attorney lets just knock it off
America already knows what those CEOs put them through
They know 'bout the average American family and YOU
Just keep hatin' us
And we just keep on bein' enemies
I know you can't believe
The legal system has already established what rights must be
and you can't fix it now
The website took off that night like Eminem's 8 mile hike.....
Knowin you all can't ever make the companies right...
In their conference rooms I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
More layoffs will likely unforld
Those POOR PAPER RICH executives lost their souls
To a company so heartless...
How could you be so heartless... oh
How could you be so heartless?
Britney Spears - Womanizer Lyrics (Spoof)
Einsteins
Where you all from? How’s it going?
I think we know you all
Any of y'all got a clue what youre doing?
You can pretend you dont know what we all know
But we know what you are, what you are, uh huh
Look at you executives
Gettin’ more than you deserve
Got all your puppets with their strings up
Fakin’ like a good one, but we call ‘em like we see ‘em
We know what you all are, what you are
You’re a __________
Oh, ????
Oh, You’re a _________
You, You, You All Are
You, You, You ALL Are PHONIES
Boys don’t try to front
We know just what you are
You All Got Me Goin’
You’re All Oh-So Slummin’
But we CAN and DID do it
You PHONIES
They Say AMERICAN'S Are Crazy!
They got Your Crazy
You’re nothing but ....
PHONIES
Lollipop?
You mistake AMERICANS, EMPLOYEES, & CUSTOMERS for suckers?
You think that layoffs don't create VICTIMS?
Just keep firing them one after another after another
Say it, play it how you wanna
Americans loathe you all
.............. you phonies
PHONY
PHONY
You’re ALL PHONIES
Oh, PHONY
You, You, You ALL Are
Maybe if you lived on a different plant
What you did would've been "ALL GOOD",
BUT you live in AMERICA DAMN IT
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LAID SO MANY OFF... BACK TO THE HOOD...........
YOU PHONIES
(LYRICAL GANGSTA HOMEPAGE)
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