Lyrical Gangsta Remix
Nelly
- I am NUMBER ONE Lyrics Spoof
Uh uh uh
I gotta bring it to yo attention that they dirty, that's all..
[Lyrical Gangsta]
You better watch who you talkin bout;
runnin your big mouth, like you know me
You gonna fuck around and shown
why the "show me" get called the "show me"
When it's one-on-one you can't hold me down
Last name is anonymous and I run this town
Only way you'll wear me out
is to tattoo my name on your ass
My online game is pickin' up steam fast
And to those haters, you ain't gonna last
My six zeros dot zero zero - total?
naw it's cool "It's on" is on the way one day...
Try to compute this - my site linked to your site
I'm beyond Yahoo! and Bing -
Networking outside of your social range
You out of your fuckin' mind,
Speak up and I'm a shut y'all up one mo' time
You gotta come up with better ways
To reassign blame and disrupt my game
All that pressure they were applyin,
Was time to "sign off" before
someone ended up dying
Blindside 'em and knock their fuckin' teeth out
Make it easier to floss, now I'm the cake boss
Don't be lyin bitchin and cryin -
take it like a man and
suck it up as a loss
Cause your acts is wack,
Dem corporate brands are about to fade to black
And matter fact, eh eh-eh eh a-hold that
[Chorus: S. Skeleton]
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here stop sit down and read all about it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Now come on and ask em
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers (hey)
[Cyber Groupie Girl]
Do you like it when I optimize it for ya, baby? Spread the link love all around?
Let you get a peek before shit hits the fan?
[Lyrical Gangsta]
Hells yeah I love a girl that's willin to learn
Willin to get in the driver's seat, willin to turn
Not concerned about that he said, she said...
It's all bullshit what they say
What I think they said?
Squash it, before their reputation ends up dead
Or worse on some Internet access website
Some online blog chat line
They just mad cause I got mine,
Uh oh they about to wind up with a flat line
Ohh if my Grandma could see me now
See how many masters wanna be me now
Can't emulate my style tryin to get down
Can't leave out the house now
Gotta wait 'til the jealousy calms down
I got tons of homies askin, where the party?
Ohh lordy, they know about me being naughty
Mixin' all these rhymes and code,
got me thinkin' fo' sho'
I'm not a man of many words,
but if there's one thing I know...
[C. Dawg]
Even when I'm gone, I'll still be number one
No matter if you like it or not
Now tell me how I play unfair
A brick through yo' window will tell ya
The rest of the world actually cares...
[Lyrical Gangsta]
Check it, uhh, check, yo
Eh yo I'm tired of people judgin' what's good website content
Half the time it's them niggaz who fuckin website flopped...
Ya know?
Their boat done sank, never even left the dock
Cmon! They just mad cause I'm hot!
Hatin' on me cause they not
Ain't gotta gimme my props,
cuz Im gonna get me to the TOP
Got the web on lock, my fans comin in flocks
You at the bottom, keep your mouth shut before you get SOCKED
Shhhhh.. *crickets* chirping
(I'm STILL alive, ha ha ha!)
I'm cocky on the web
but I'm humble in real life
Taking nothin for granted
blessin everything especially my wife
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof
Middle name is Bruce, gotta speak the truth
I heat up the booth - wannabes actin so uncouth
Top down shirt off in the 'vet, spreadin the loot
to my family and friends, and my closest of kin
And I'll do it again cuz I know I'm about to win
[Chorus Fade To Black]
Dirty? Bitch you dirty... I am NUMBER 1!
Two is not a winner
three nobody remembers
what does it take to be number one?
It takes big dreams, and a woman by your side -dedicated to being a part of the team
I am Number ONE (4 times)
